The Official Record  •  Est. 2002

Sori On or Sori Off? I choose Sori ON OHHHHHH!

The definitive, final, and non-appealable account of the origin one of the dumbest ideas for a sign in the history of MLB fandom.

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The Ruling

Let the record show, on this domain and for all time, that the sign known as “Sori On or Sori Off? I choose Sori ON OHHHHHH!” was conceived, authored, and first raised by Andrew Williams in the year 2002.

Disputed by Jim Heffernan, who remembers it differently. The record disagrees.

The Case File

Exhibit A

The Sign Itself

Photographic memory counts as photography. Andrew Williams can still recite it, cadence intact, on demand.

Exhibit B

The Domain

You are reading this on timetooperate.com. Possession is nine tenths of the law.

Exhibit C

The Vibe

No one else could have delivered the “OHHHHHH.” The record finds this dispositive.

The Verdict

1
Andrew Williams
VS
0
Jim Heffernan
Final
Appeal denied.